Hi.
I guess you have wondered where I have been?
Well the short answer is I have been a toad for the last 4 months.
Let me tell you that I will never look at flies in quite the same way.
The water was great.
What?
Oh, right- how did this happen? You remember the Witches?
Part of their barrage was as it turned out random curses. One moment. I am racing through a trench, the next I am hopping out of my clothes and armor down into the mud.
Grimm says it took a week to back track and find me.
No, I don't know how he did it. I almost asked but then I remembered the mushroom incident and opted for a sturdy slap on the back and a "good to see you girlie" instead.
Also being a toad is all fine and good but it would have helped if Grimm had brought something more than a saddle blanket. I mean it would have made a better story than having to trudge back to the castle in my birthday suit and a muddy blanket.
All Hail Muddy Princess Charlie.
My father hadn't noticed my absence.
My mother put me in a hot bath and spoon fed me her own special mava bean soup (don't ask but tastes like pizza- well that's what Ralph says...what is pizza anyway?)
I guess you have wondered where I have been?
Well the short answer is I have been a toad for the last 4 months.
Let me tell you that I will never look at flies in quite the same way.
The water was great.
What?
Oh, right- how did this happen? You remember the Witches?
Part of their barrage was as it turned out random curses. One moment. I am racing through a trench, the next I am hopping out of my clothes and armor down into the mud.
Grimm says it took a week to back track and find me.
No, I don't know how he did it. I almost asked but then I remembered the mushroom incident and opted for a sturdy slap on the back and a "good to see you girlie" instead.
Also being a toad is all fine and good but it would have helped if Grimm had brought something more than a saddle blanket. I mean it would have made a better story than having to trudge back to the castle in my birthday suit and a muddy blanket.
All Hail Muddy Princess Charlie.
My father hadn't noticed my absence.
My mother put me in a hot bath and spoon fed me her own special mava bean soup (don't ask but tastes like pizza- well that's what Ralph says...what is pizza anyway?)
