Once upon a Time, or How I learned to stop using Narrators. Part 2

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who-

- insisted she sleep on sixteen mattresses.

What?

Ask her.

What?

Annoying isn't it.

Now look here, this is MY FAIRYTALE!

Okay. Okay, don't get your iron knickers in a rust.

Wait, who insisted she sleep on sixteen mattresses?

Jane.

No way.

Ask her.

Well, that would be awkward.

Of course, it will be.

I think I hate you.

I give it two weeks before you crack and ask her.

(grumbles)